The Dull Boy Times

All work. No play. Dull boy. Ryan Ferrier is a comic book writer, menswear enthusiast, and still uses the oxford comma.

TIGER LAWYER: DEAD CAT WALKING

  • Grimshaw: Look at me, Tiger Lawer... it ain't worth it. I'm a dead man.
  • Tiger Lawyer: You're not a dead man, Grimshaw. You're on death row. There's a difference.
  • Grimshaw: Easy enough for you to say. The Tiger that lost my case.
  • Tiger Lawyer: I can fix this, Grimshaw. I can--
  • Grimshaw: It's too late, you damned furball! Face it, you've lost. Now I'm paying the price.
  • Tiger Lawyer: Now you listen to me, you sonofabitch! This isn't over yet. Not by a long shot. The D.A. doesn't know what kind of lawyer she's dealing with.
  • Grimshaw: And just what kind of lawyer is that?
  • Tiger Lawyer: The kind of lawyer that will stop at nothing to get you off.
  • Grimshaw: ...
  • Tiger Lawyer: ...
  • Grimshaw: ...
  • Tiger Lawyer: ...of death row. Get you off of death row.
  • Grimshaw: ...
  • Tiger Lawyer: Forget that. You just keep your head up in here, alright? I'll have you out of here before you can scream 'Oh help me, Tiger Lawyer, get me out of here!'
  • Grimshaw: You're not helping.
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